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If I were a month, I’d be: March
If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be: Eventide
If I were a planet, I’d be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I’d be: Sea otter
If I were a direction, I’d be: Southwest
If I were a piece of furniture: Beanbag
If I were a sin, I’d be: Sloth!
If I were a historical figure, I’d be: Benjamin Franklin
If I were a liquid, I’d be: Coffee
If I were a tree, I’d be: Sequoia
If I were a bird, I’d be: Toucan
If I were a tool, I’d be: Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I’d be: Daisy
If I were a kind of weather: Drizzle
If I were a mythical creature: Eskimo
If I were a musical instrument: armonica (See Benjamin Franklin)
If I were an animal, I’d be: Some form of mustelid
If I were a color, I’d be: M&M Green
If I were an emotion, I’d be: happiness
If I were a vegetable, I’d be: spinach
If I were a sound, I’d be: feet splutching in the mud
If I were an element: Helium
If I were a car, I’d be: The Mach 5
If I were a song, I’d be: Edge of the World by Faith No More
If I were a movie, I’d be: Strange Brew
If I were a book, I’d be: Watership Down by Richard Adams
If I were a food, I’d be: Calzone (because I’m full of it!)
If I were a place, I’d be: Loserville; population: U
If I were a material, I’d be: Egyptian Cotton
If I were a taste, I’d be: Spicy
If I were a scent, I’d be: Vanilla + Buttered Popcorn
If I were a word, I’d be: Shpadoinkle
If I were an object, I’d be: Elephant Teapot
If I were a body part: Elbow
If I were a facial expression, I’d be: Wink
If I were a subject in school, I’d be: Science
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be: Wakko (Animaniacs)
If I were a shape, I’d be a: Necker Cube
If I were a number, I’d be: 3
If I were an article of clothing: T-shirt
If I were a river: Nile