Ferret Pics!

      Skitzo died on September 9th, 1997. These pictures will help her live on, and she is always in my heart.

      Access to a scanner has lead to these 20-something pictures. Just be patient if you wanna see these. They aren't great, but they're of my Skitzo.

Posed

Skitzo sometimes let me take a good picture of her, but I usually was too far away or too close or didn't center her just right. Here they are.

Ain't she cute?

In her spare time, Skitzo enjoys crawling onto shelves and knocking things over.

Skitzo likes to greet people with a curious friendly look before she latches onto them with her fearsome teeth and paws. (See the fierce pictures if you don't believe me)

Skitzo isn't really biting Jen, she's going after a nummy marshmallow. Otherwise this pic would go in the "fierce" section.

She's not posing, she's just woken up from a nap. In my underwear drawer.

Skitzo's looking at Jen, out of shot, (who's holding a bag of marshmallows) while Noel holds her.

Shawn's not willing to let anyone know that he likes Skitzo, so he asked me to cut him out of these two shots.

Me and Skitzo. (I'm the one wearing green)

Skitzo's nabbing something off of my dresser. Ferrets make weird shaped pictures...

Funny

Ferrets get into anything, and as ferret-type people, we put them into situations which would be humiliating or at least undignified to these creatures if they didn't have a brain the size of a walnut.

Noel and Skitzo on Halloween back in '93. I love Skitzo's wee hat!

Hey, Shawn! Ya gotta ferret on you' head!

Skitzo battles Clyde the pool dragon. (Clyde is now deceased resulting from a non-Skitzo related accident involving strong winds and sharp pokey bits.)

Fishin'.

Another disapearing ferret head picture.

Jen and Noel, and Jen looking into places she shouldn't.

A prime example of how stupid ferrets are. She's talking to her stock broker at the wrong end of the phone. Sheesh!

Feirce

Thousands of years of domesitcation doesn't take the hunting instinct out of ferrets. However, it has changed their prey. They'll stalk and pounce on feet, fingers, stuffed toys, plastic bags... all the same, they run away from vaccum cleaners.

Skitzo attacking an intruding towel.

Skitzo chewing up a threatening feather-thing.

Ooops!

These are my failed attempts at taking pictures of Skitzo. Self-explainitory.

And Now....

The Cutest Picture in the World

Speaks for itself:

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