Happy Ferret Day!

Feb. 15, 1999 is the 7th Annual Ferret Day Festival!

Don't worry if you missed the last five, make up for it NEXT YEAR!!!

Favorite Festivities Include:

Pin the tail on the ferret! (for the love o' ferrets, don't use the real thing!)
Re-enact the favorite ferret pageant: "Phantom at Ferrettown"
Make campaign posters for Fred Ferret for the year 2000: Fred Ferret, choice of a new millenium) He's a member of the Ferretarian Party, and was the write-in ballot winner of Chaparral high school's student body president election from '92-'94. (When you put up the posters and hand out flyers, be sure to wear ferret masks and T-shirts, and chanting the "Mission Impossible" theme song doesn't hurt, either.)

Got your own way of celebrating Ferret Day? Write me, and I'll post it here. I might e'en give you credit! ;)

Skitzo Ferret wishes all of you a very happy Ferret Day, with a reminder to please, don't feed ferrets coffee and Twizzlers. Friends don't let ferrets play with sporks.

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